The Witty Child

…c-o-l-a, cola…

This week’s baking endeavour was inspired by The Brown Eyed Baker, and her recipe for Cherry Coke Float Cupcakes. My take on this is a somewhat modified version of her recipe; besides the no-eggs thing, whipped topping doesn’t really lend itself well to storing completed cupcakes, so I made a maraschino cherry juice-laced buttercream frosting to help carry the cherry theme through.

They turned out well, meaning that my beta test group is still alive and walking around – and technically, they’re fine; everything a cupcake should be – but I’m somewhat disappointed by the lack of Coke flavour, considering there’s Coke in both the cake batter and a light glaze underneath the frosting that served only to make my cooling racks and kitchen table sticky.

I suppose Coca-Cola syrup, the kind they use for fountain drinks, might provide a more concentrated flavour, or cola extract, if such a thing exists; however, if I do something like these again, I could see making my basic chocolate cupcake recipe instead and turning them into bona fide Black Forest cupcakes. But…as a sweet dessert, they’re perfectly acceptable.

Happy Victoria Day, everyone!

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Happy Mother’s Day!

May 13, 2012June 23, 2018 wittychild

This year has been a far cry from last year’s adding French knots and framing on Sunday morning. For once, I actually came prepared for Mother’s Day.

Besides the towel that I posted last weekend, I stitched up a little card for Mumsie:

It was a free kit that came with a recent issue of Cross Stitcher magazine. The kit included googly eyes that looked freaky-deaky (the mama koala looked merely surprised; the baby looked like a strung-out Keane kid), so I added French knots to give a somewhat more natural look.

And you can’t have Mother’s Day without dessert, can you?

This is a variation on the raw strawberry cheesecake from The Post Punk Kitchen. I made the filling as per the recipe, but used the vanilla cookie crumb crust from Vegan Pie in the Sky instead. I’m not normally a cheesecake fan, but this wasn’t bad – light and mousse-ish, with a nice strawberry flavour.

The cake, incidentally, made a lovely finish to our breakfast of cocoa-Kahlua pancakes from Hearty Vegan Meals for Monster Appetites. Dense and chewy, they were like eating brownies for breakfast. Yum!

Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!

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I shake de tree.

May 5, 2012June 7, 2018 wittychild

Sshhhh! This is a top-secret sneak preview of a little something I whipped up for Mother’s Day, so think of this as an advance screening.

You may recall that a couple of years ago I embroidered a Swedish Chef towel for my mother’s birthday. He still gets a lot of use, but it’s seemed to me that he could use a companion towel – most of our other tea towels come in pairs, except for the poor, lonely Chef. So, bork-bork-bork, I decided to embroider the squirrel design from Sublime Stitching’s Forest Friends pack.

At this point, you’re probably questioning the connection. Why not another Muppet, or something more kitchen-y? Well, it all started like this: the very first episode of The Muppet Show that I remember seeing was the one guest-starring John Denver, with a camping theme. In this one, the Swedish Chef has traded his kitchen for a little set-up in the woods, and has decided to make squirrel stew. I can’t do it justice; just watch the video.

Now that it all makes a little more sense, on with the towel:

Here it is, posing on the oven door.

A better view of the stitching. It’s done mostly in stem stitch with the little tufty fur bits in backstitch, and a hint of satin stitch to keep it interesting.

I also got some baking done! (Although this is not for Mother’s Day.) Behold, the Applesauce-Oat Bran Muffins from Veganomicon:

Truly, I have no future with the Muppets, as I didn’t haphazardly fling a single ingredient while making these. 🙂

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Drat this cupcake top!

April 29, 2012June 7, 2018 wittychild

Questions that get really annoying after a while:

1. Where do you get your protein?

Actually, I daresay that most people who ask this are just genuinely curious and eager to learn, but after the twentieth time you’ve fielded this question…aargh. Ever hear of legumes, whole grains, soy products? Because I eat a well-rounded diet that consists of more than just french fries and Dr. Pepper, I’m fine. Trust me.

2. Aren’t a muffin and a cupcake the same thing?

I can see where you might think that, but nooooo. Technically speaking, a muffin is a quickbread, while a cupcake is just a small cake. The mixing and baking instructions do vary somewhat. Aren’t muffins also inherently healthier? Well, no. They can be – I’ve never seen a bran cupcake – but I made a batch of each yesterday and each recipe called for the same amount of sugar. A quick visual breakdown:

This is a Mocha Chip Muffin courtesy of a recipe from the Post Punk Kitchen. Unlike a cupcake, its top is slightly more domed (to wit, I’ve never heard anyone complain of the cupcake top protruding over the waistband of their jeans).

This is a variation on the Golden Vanilla Cupcake recipe from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World. Its top is flatter, and, if you’re looking for a very basic way to tell them apart, it’s frosted, whereas muffins generally are not. I’ve been known to eat naked cupcakes if I’m too lazy to make frosting, but really, it’s a cake. It should be frosted. Come on.

So remember, kids: flat n’ frosted = cupcake. Round n’ naked = muffin. Class dismissed.

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The lovers, the dreamers, and me.

April 16, 2012June 7, 2018 wittychild

After a ~~lengthy~~ two-week-ish cupcake sabbatical, it should only make sense that I’d be up to my old tricks again.

But with a twist!

I’ve long been intrigued by the rainbow cakes (“Oh, that explains the title!”) that proliferate various DIY-type sites around the internet. They looked perhaps a little fiddly, albeit not terribly difficult, and ooh…colourful! It was a cool, cloudy, day today, and I decided that a little colour would improve things immeasurably. With my trusty copy of Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World – the Golden Vanilla Cupcakes recipe, if anyone’s trying this at home – and a few bottles of food colouring, I came up with these (and stained my thumb yellow in the process):

You can see their rainbow goodness right through the liners!

With a slight drizzling of icing, peeled and ready to eat.

You knew there had to be a cross-section, right?

The trickiest part was getting equal colour distribution. One-sixth of a cupcake recipe doesn’t yield nearly as many generous spoonfuls as you might think, and the first seven or eight wound up with way more purple than the last few. I tried to amend my spooning technique with the other five colours, but that didn’t quite work out. I was initially bummed about that, but now…nah. It just means that each and every one is unique.

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So Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny walk into a bar…

April 9, 2012June 7, 2018 wittychild

Wait. What?

Okay, so I’m not insanely early with this, I swear. Just kinda, sorta four months late. I think my inner monologue started something like this (perhaps abridged for the sake of time and space): “Oh, boy, I love doing Mill Hill beaded kits. They’re so quick and cute, and if I start stitching now I’ll have this finished in plenty of time for Christmas…All right, now that I’ve got the stitching finished, all that’s left is to add the beads. Ooh, they’ll twinkle nicely when this is hanging on the Christmas tree….Oh, well [bad word]! There’s a bead stuck on my needle! Hmm, maybe if I try pushing it back off the way it came…nope…”

One of the red beads got stuck (as in, super-stuck) on my beading needle. Right over the eye. I could neither slide it over the eye and down to its rightful place on the ornament nor slide it back off. Considering that at this point I had already completed most of the beading and had, oh, three red beads to go, I was considerably unimpressed by this development. So I calmly and rationally did what any psychologically normal person would do: stuffed the entire works into a drawer to be ignored until some to-be-determined point in the future when I felt like dealing with it.

A few weeks ago, I happened to bitterly mumble something about “that [bad word] bead”, to which my mom replied, “Why don’t you just take a pair of pliers and crush it? You do have extras, right?” Genius! So, yesterday I took a pair of pliers and crushed the sodding little thing to bits, whereupon I cheerfully resumed my otherwise pleasant little project. Here it is, with one of my mom’s potted plant-like things standing in for a Christmas tree. Hey, foliage is foliage:

It’s called “Kitty’s Gift”, and I can see now that I need to trim the backing paper on it…but I’ve still got eight months or so. She looks rather like my youngest cat, too.

Gratuitous cat shot:

(Yes, the cat, I got dressed up in time for Christmas. The tree, not so much.)

Also on my list of Easter weekend homemakery, I made a pie from scratch for the first time. Well, the crust is from scratch, at least. I didn’t want to go to all the trouble of doing a scratch filling only to find out that the crust was going to be inedible, but…next time! I used the Buttery Double Crust recipe from Vegan Pie in the Sky by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and Terry Hope Romero, and dumped a can of peach-passionfruit filling in between. The edge of the crust turned out a little lumpy and imperfect, but I’m still satisfied for a first attempt:

My Pennsylvania RR Peach Passionfruit Pie. One of the pies in the book shows a crust with little stars cut out; I happened to have a small locomotive cookie cutter handy so used that instead.

I could use more four-day weekends. I get so much more done around the house than I do at work. 🙂

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Say it with baked goods

March 23, 2012June 7, 2018 wittychild

I’m afraid I don’t have a terribly exciting story this time. A gentleman I know very generously supplied me with four 1:160 scale automobiles from his personal stash. I was extremely grateful, and decided to…say it with baked goods. A very vocal peanut gallery was rooting for the cappuccino cupcakes from (you guessed it) Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World, which I prettied up with swirls of mocha buttercream and chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Although I’m not a huge fan of Michael’s, there is no denying that they stock some spiffy cupcake boxes. The recipient was delighted with his unexpected sweets, and I had an excuse to bake…win-win!

(And yes, I do craft/bake/produce other things besides cupcakes, I swear!)

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Margarita Cupcakes – After Dark

March 6, 2012June 7, 2018 wittychild

I remember now why I like quick, small crafty projects: instant gratification. For example, right now I’m working on a rather large (14″ x 14″) needlepoint. Although I’m genuinely loving every stitch, and it really is progressing at a reasonable clip, I still have nothing completed to show for my efforts. Ditto my recovering project. Waiting for my not-so-silent partner to hold up his end of things means I don’t yet have an awesome “finished” photo. For someone who blogs about her crafty exploits, it can be frustrating.

Thank heavens for cupcakes. Who doesn’t like foodporn photos of cute, tender little cups of love?

And look! With a different finish than usual! I usually follow the prescribed decorating from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World; that is, a demure little layer of icing spread evenly on top while coloured sugar coyly mimics the salted rim of a real margarita. (This can be seen in an earlier post.) Somehow, though, the fluffy piped swirls and haphazardly sprinkled sugar just scream, “Fiesta!” Perfect, since I’ll be taking four to a coworker who has just a) turned the big 6-0 and b) announced her rapidly approaching retirement.

Public opinion will determine whether this flirty new approach sticks. I’m sure my test subjects can hardly wait.

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Why don’t you make like a banana and split…

February 12, 2012June 7, 2018 wittychild

…into a dozen delicious cupcakes! Muahahaha!

*ahem*

I had had a hankering for these for a while, and had slowly been acquiring the ingredients necessary to churn out a batch. When soy yogurt – *bing* – magically found its way into my fridge on Friday, I knew I was in the clear.

These are Banana Split Cupcakes from Kris Holechek’s The 100 Best Vegan Baking Recipes, and oh, lordy, they can make believers out of omnivores!

The picture doesn’t do them justice. A moist vanilla cake studded with chopped maraschino cherries and bananas, mini chocolate chips, and crushed pineapple…heaven! I actually wound up with 16 cupcakes instead of the alleged 12, but this is my own fault for not measuring my mix-ins as precisely as I could have. (“Eh…that looks like 1/4 cup.”) I topped them off with a basic vanilla buttercream piped into approximations of swirls, and sprinkled a few chopped peanuts on top for good measure. They make a nice contrast to the sweet of the cupcake and icing.

The best part? My cherries were not quite as thoroughly drained as they ought to have been, and imparted a lovely pale pink colour to the batter. It wasn’t my intention to make Valentine’s cupcakes – I used the heart-print liners because they’re seasonal, but it wasn’t a deliberate attempt or anything – but I wound up with them anyway.