Questions that get really annoying after a while:
1. Where do you get your protein?
Actually, I daresay that most people who ask this are just genuinely curious and eager to learn, but after the twentieth time you’ve fielded this question…aargh. Ever hear of legumes, whole grains, soy products? Because I eat a well-rounded diet that consists of more than just french fries and Dr. Pepper, I’m fine. Trust me.
2. Aren’t a muffin and a cupcake the same thing?
I can see where you might think that, but nooooo. Technically speaking, a muffin is a quickbread, while a cupcake is just a small cake. The mixing and baking instructions do vary somewhat. Aren’t muffins also inherently healthier? Well, no. They can be – I’ve never seen a bran cupcake – but I made a batch of each yesterday and each recipe called for the same amount of sugar. A quick visual breakdown:
This is a Mocha Chip Muffin courtesy of a recipe from the Post Punk Kitchen. Unlike a cupcake, its top is slightly more domed (to wit, I’ve never heard anyone complain of the cupcake top protruding over the waistband of their jeans).
This is a variation on the Golden Vanilla Cupcake recipe from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World. Its top is flatter, and, if you’re looking for a very basic way to tell them apart, it’s frosted, whereas muffins generally are not. I’ve been known to eat naked cupcakes if I’m too lazy to make frosting, but really, it’s a cake. It should be frosted. Come on.
So remember, kids: flat n’ frosted = cupcake. Round n’ naked = muffin. Class dismissed.