craftmas, Cross-stitch and Embroidery

On the fifth day of Craftmas…

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…my true love gave to me: five gold rings.

The song that inspired this series of posts (“The Twelve Days of Christmas”, not that you probably needed me to tell you that) has an awful lot of birds in it. That realization first hit me a few years ago, and I mused that if that was my true love’s idea of a super Christmas gift (or gifts), it might not be true love after all. The partridge in the pear tree? Yum, fruit. Two turtle doves? A symbol of love, so…OK. Three French hens? Ooh la la, mais…pourquoi? And calling birds sound like a disturber of sleep and not much else. Despite that, I love Satsuma Street’s whimsical take on them each year, but I’ll admit that although I’m not one for jewelry, I was looking forward to the five gold rings as a break from all the birds.

Well.

When the 2024 ornament designs were released, I couldn’t figure out why there was another bird. According to their website: Did you know the Five Gold Rings is actually about ring necked pheasants?

Reader, I did not.

Despite my initial eye-rolling and sighing, I wasn’t about to stop the set halfway through. And…I like it. The design, not birds especially. The colours are lovely, and the gold beads really add something.

I’ve got it hanging with the others, and now just have to work my way through geese and swans before I finish my avian tour.

Thank you for looking – Merry Christmas! 🙂

craftmas, Other Crafts

On the fourth day of Craftmas…

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…my true love gave to me, three stockings hanging.

(OK, I might be a stocking short, here…)

For the past several years, Lettuce Craft has hosted a Christmas card swap. As swaps go, it’s super low-key: you can choose how many people you want to exchange cards with, and then get your cards made before you sign up. Once sign-ups close, boom, you’re ready to send (and receive!). Who doesn’t like getting mail, especially when it’s a handmade card?

This year, I sent the tri-fold stockings card from the Merry and Bright kit on SVGCuts. They fit perfectly in your standard 18.5 cm x 13.5 cm envelope – that’s 7″ x 5″ for those who don’t speak metric – and were a fun way to mix and match patterns.

I stamped a festive message inside, and they were ready to go.

And just for fun, I did a variation with a green background:

Thanks for looking! 🙂

craftmas, General Sewing

On the third day of Craftmas…

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…my true love gave to me, a stocking just for my kitty!

When my Baking Buddy became a cat dad earlier this year, I knew I wanted to do something special for kitty’s first Christmas. (Yes, he already has an ornament like that.) He’s always made sure that my furkids have something for the humans and their opposable thumbs to unwrap on their behalf at Christmas, and I wanted his new addition to have the same.

I found a fun paw-shaped stocking pattern (in three different sizes!), and also some fabric on Spoonflower that looks a lot like the cat in question.

Funny story…you’d think that having three stocking sizes to choose from would be enough, but you would be wrong. The regular-sized one sounded human-sized, and the mini felt too small. And don’t get me started on the jumbo! Now I understand Goldilocks’ struggle. In the end I used the pattern for the regular-sized stocking but resized the PDF to 3/4 its original size to strike a balance.

I also left off the foot pads and toe beans. I know! Toe beans! If I had been using a solid colour for the body of the stocking I would 100% have included them (because…toe beans!), but I didn’t want to cover up the fun pattern with them. Besides, human stockings don’t include toenails…right? Help me out here.

My favourite part – or maybe second-favourite, after the orange cat fabric – is the lining. I found a couple of scrap pieces of green cuddle satin in my stash, left over from a pair of pajama pants, that were just the right size and matched the darker green on the outer fabric admirably. It gives the stocking such a luxe feeling!

I filled it up with all kinds of toys and goodies, including a gift card to the pet store for future treat purchases…and am starting to think there might have been something to the regular size after all. Right now it’s hanging at kitty’s new abode, where she’s patiently waiting until Christmas morning.

Thanks for looking! 🙂

craftmas, Cross-stitch and Embroidery

On the second day of Craftmas…

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…my true love gave to me: two doves of indeterminate species.

If swapping (see my previous post) lets me make things I would never normally make and didn’t even know I wanted to make, then this is pretty much the polar opposite. As soon as I saw Satsuma Street’s “Holiday Glow” design on their social media, I knew I had to stitch it. At the time, it was an exclusive to the Jingle Ball, which meant I was out of luck. But patience is a virtue, and about a year later it appeared on their website, and with a discount code to boot.

There are a few things that stitchers love to complain about. Backstitch and French knots come to mind (the tedium!…although secretly, I kind of like French knots, and there’s no denying the definition provided by backstitch), but black or navy Aida cloth is a strong contender. No problem, I thought, this uses red Aida.

It turns out that even a relatively bright red Aida cloth can be a bit of a nightmare to stitch on and see the holes properly. Once I had a few stitches in place it was a little bit easier, but there was a lot of stitching by feel involved. And the metallics! I originally started out using DMC diamant for the gold and silver but switched to Petite Treasure Braid by Rainbow Gallery, and this may have been the single best decision I made all year.

(Note: I’m not sponsored by Rainbow Gallery; I just really, really love their Petite Treasure Braid. They’ll completely change your view of metallic threads.)

For all my moaning and apparent sudden-onset red blindness, the finished product was 100% worth it.

I found a 9″ x 7″ flexible hoop in a pale red at my local needlework shop and bought it on a whim. It’s not a perfect match to the fabric, but the colour works well with the thread shades and it doesn’t overwhelm the design.

My favourite part to stitch was the rays around the candle flames. Who knew a few straight stitches in gold and silver would add the perfect finishing touch?

Thanks for looking! 🙂

craftmas, Cross-stitch and Embroidery, Other Crafts

On the first day of Craftmas…

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…my true love gave to me: a peacock but no pear tree!

While I don’t swap as much as I used to, it was impossible to resist the siren call of the Santa Sack Swap on Lettuce Craft this year. One of the things I love about swapping – besides the whole sending and receiving mail factor, because of course – is that it often lets me make something I might not ordinarily make for myself or my immediate circle.

Case in point: a felt peacock.

While browsing my partner’s Pinterest, I saw something similar to this and forgot I had clicked on it until Etsy innocently suggested this pattern from Elliott’s Playground. Clearly the digital takeover is well on its way. It checked all the boxes for me, so I downloaded and printed, and started combing through my far-too-large collection of felt.

I’m quite happy with how he came out! I weighed him down at the front so my partner can set him just about anywhere and have him balance, and he seems to do that just fine. Instead of wrestling with cutting out and then affixing teeny tiny black felt circles for his pupils, I used the pupil piece as a template and satin-stitched his eyes. But I think my favourite part was his crown (fan? The feathers sticking out of his head, in any case). It’s small and sweet, and really finishes him off.

The instructions also included variations for a white version and a Christmas version, so I may have to revisit this pattern for ornaments next year.

Thanks for looking! 🙂

Cross-stitch and Embroidery

So mush fun!

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When I was gifted a set of four Satsuma Street Halloween ornament kits a few years back, I jumped (ha!) on Hoppy Halloween, and followed it up with Eye Scream and Haunted Hearse. (The latter’s wordplay messes with my brain, and I can’t hear it without thinking, “Ermagerd, hernted [haunted] hearse!”) That left Fun Guy, whose only crime was being a skull. I like my Halloween cutesy, and anything that reminds me of dead bodies – blood and gore, skeletons, zombies – doesn’t do it for me. That old Disney cartoon with the skeletons scared the bejesus out of me as a kid.

And then, out of nowhere*, a Halloween tree appeared in the front room. A Halloween miracle! This was on par with the Great Pumpkin showing up, and I decided that Fun Guy should join his friends on it.

Despite my usual mumblings and grousings about working on black perforated paper, he came along nicely and before long was identifiable as a skull. Then, the mushrooms started filling in, and suddenly he was alive with colour.

If he looked fun (of course) once the stitching was done, the beads and sequins took him right over the edge.

I trimmed him to size, backed him with some black glittery felt, and added a shiny hanging loop.

Isn’t he a great addition?

This is not the first of these ornament kits where I’ve run out of a given colour of floss (white, in this case) and had to raid my stash to finish off the design, but since this was the last of the kits I currently had, I’m not going to get upset about it.

Thanks for looking! 🙂

*She bought it at Michaels. – Ed.

baking, cooking

Do you know the muffin cat?

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I’m not on social media. The idea of mindlessly scrolling my days away is a bleak one indeed. Do these people not have anything better to do with their time? I do, however, have a Pinterest account, which occasionally shows me TikTok videos, and that’s how I came to learn about, and I quote, “Tiny Tuna Muffins for Cats”. How could I not try making them?

First, I beat one egg:

Then, I drained a can of flaked tuna in water and added it to the egg.

“Mix well”, the video says. No kidding.

To this, I added 1/4 cup each all-purpose flour and shredded cheese.

And then…I mixed well again.

Next, I was instructed to grease a mini muffin tin…

…and add the mixture to the tin. Unlike actual mini muffins or cupcakes, there’s no fear of rising and overflowing, so I filled these pretty much to the top.

Bake at 350°F for 15-20 minutes.

Let cool and serve.

I have thoughts about these. First, use chunk tuna and not flaked; when I drained the tuna I also drained a lot of flakes out because they’re so darned small. My sink smelled like fish, my hands smelled like fish…ugh. Second, consider whether you want this fish goo touching your baking equipment. I bought a small mini muffin tin from the dollar store specifically for this so that I wasn’t at risk of permanently baking a fish smell into my good tins. Third, know your cats and what they like, and be prepared for any reaction anyway. Mine is a cheese fiend, but after taking a couple of nibbles and licking the fishy/cheesy essence from her muffin, completely ignored it.

Was it a cute idea? Sure. Will I be trying them again? Probably not. Maybe staying off social media isn’t so bad after all.

Thanks for looking! 🙂

Other Crafts

Extreme Makeover, T-shirt Edition

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I’ve been tie-dyeing since I was knee-high to a grasshopper an idealistic teenager who really wanted to be a hippie. I’ve gotten over the hippie stuff, mostly, but still enjoy the tie-dye. And although I’ve added vinyl transfers to a shirt I’ve already dyed (like my Canada Day shirts from a few years back), it didn’t occur to me to try dyeing a shirt that already had a graphic on it, until I saw someone do it on Lettuce Craft.

Back in the spring, I found this lonely guy in the clearance section:

I’m not a fan of white, and would normally never have looked twice, 40% savings be darned. But ah, as a blank canvas…that’s a different story.

After dampening the shirt and wringing it out (this is after prewashing, of course), I decided to go for a classic spiral pattern. My hands were covered in gloves which were in turn covered in dye, so I didn’t get an in-progress picture. If you’ve never tried this and want to see how, Tulip offers a really cool step-by-step.

After waiting the requisite 24 hours or so, the shirt was rinsed until the water ran clear, and it looked like this:

It still had to be run through the washing machine, though. It’s a little crazy how much dye there still is to be removed! Here’s the final product:

It might not be as brilliantly bright as it was post-rinse, but the colours are still vibrant and transform it into something summery and fun.

Thanks for looking! 🙂

Cross-stitch and Embroidery

When the veil of dreams has lifted and the fairy tales have all been told

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So here’s something you may or may not have known about me…

I love colour.

Colour, all of it, all the time. Seriously. I’ve never been able to pick just one favourite. I can admit that I’m not a fan of earth tones and that super-washed out pastels don’t do much for me, but everything else is fair game. The only thing better than bright colours is bright colours in a rainbow order, because I appreciate order and routine.

(Order and routine slightly outweigh colour, however. Don’t get me started on bookshelves arranged by colour rather than alphabetically/by author/by subject area.)

Since no books were misfiled, is it any surprise that when I saw this pattern on Etsy it called to me like a siren song? How could I not stitch something with twenty perfectly gradient shades?

One of my favourite things about cross-stitching is watching the design come alive (like Peter Frampton, but…not), stitch by stitch. Normally it happens so gradually that you don’t even notice it happening until you look at the design with fresh eyes and marvel that you can see the outlines developing, but it happens just the same.

It definitely harshes the stitching vibes to stop and take a picture after even the littlest bit of progress, but watching the heart form colour-by-colour is vaguely hypnotic.

As I stitched, I realized the rainbow heart reminded me of something. This song lived in my head rent-free while I worked:

If you haven’t seen A Mighty Wind, stop reading this right now and go watch it. Now.

I wanted something suitably punchy to display the finished piece in, so I painted a simple bamboo hoop from Michaels using acrylic paint pens in matchy-matchy colours.

Thanks for looking! 🙂