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Do not touch Willie. Good advice.

March 17, 2016July 29, 2018 wittychild

I have just this to say: lousy Smarch weather! Things were melting and thawing, darn it, and then whammo, enough snow on March 16 to make things look distinctly Christmassy. Oh, I’ll admit, it was pretty, but getting snow in my shoes walking through the parking lot to work? Not so much fun.

Smarch

That’s okay. I keep telling myself it will melt. It will melt.

What better way to stave off snow-induced shock than with a hearty vegetarian chili and hot biscuits?

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This is the Vegetarian Chickpea Chili from Sweet Potato Chronicles, and oh, my word. Now, I haven’t eaten meat-based chili in forever, but in my totally out-of-touch opinion, the pearl barley gives it this lovely, meaty, chewy texture. It definitely provides a fun twist on the standard cans-of-beans vegetarian chilis. This recipe is super-hearty, and doubles wonderfully to feed a small army.

With miso in my fridge for the first time since I can remember, I had to make a batch of the Bettah Chettah Biscuits from The 100 Best Vegan Baking Recipes by Kris Holechek.

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Crispy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside…it doesn’t get much better than that!

(Kinda seems like a fair trade-off for the snow, no?)

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Happy Birthday from the Muskrat

January 30, 2016July 29, 2018 wittychild

I know I’ve disappeared for the last month – January seems to have gotten away from me, but I was quite pleased with myself for having been able to post at least one handmade/home-baked item per month last year, and had no intention of letting my streak disappear!

My mom celebrated a birthday recently, and those of you who follow me regularly know my Birthday Rule. Obviously there was going to be a homemade cake of some kind; it just took me a while to decide which kind. I had contemplated tiramisu (vanilla cake, coffee, Kahlua, chocolate shavings) in all its adult glory, but finally decided I needed something chocolate-based. No matter how fancy I get, she always seems to like my plain chocolate cake/cupcakes best of all. I got the idea to make a chocolate buttercream frosting laced with raspberry syrup (the latte kind, not the pancake kind), with fresh raspberries for garnish.

Cake 1

Cake 2

But the true stroke of genius, in my obviously completely unbiased opinion, was to place some raspberries on top of the bottom layer once it had been frosted. It reminded me of some of the fruit tortes from store bakeries, and adds a really nice bit of flavour and texture where one might not expect it.

Cake 3

I also had the perfect birthday card in mind: a Margaret Sherry illustration from The World of Cross Stitching a few months back. It features a sweet little mouse presenting his hedgehog friend with a birthday cake.

Hedgehog Mouse Card

When I showed it to ~~one of~~ the other party guest, he commented, “Aw, look at the cute little muskrat!” I’m not sure he was joking.

Also, update on my grammar hoop: I finally got to give it to its intended recipient this week, and he loves it. He’s displayed it proudly at work, only to have one of his coworkers ask him: “Do you really do it silently?” Maybe not always…

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Cookies for Cats!

June 13, 2015July 28, 2018 wittychild

Well…you might not want to actually feed these to your feline friends, but….

One of the local no-kill shelters had an open house and bake sale last weekend to raise some much-needed funds. (They do this twice a year – last year, I baked Tiger Blondies for them.) I knew I wanted to make something to help out again this year, and even booked a day off work to do so, but it took me a while to decide on a recipe. As luck would have it, my mom had made these wicked monster cookies a couple of weeks before that yielded the perfect oversized-but-chewy snack, and she was willing to contribute to the cause the half-bags of mini M&Ms and mini Reese’s Pieces she had left over. Sold!

I packaged them in some cupcake boxes I had had laying around for ages, and did up snappy labels in Word. Some co-ordinating Hello Kitty stickers sealed the deal (so to speak), and voila: a sextet of fund-raising yumminess.

Thanks for looking!

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Cake and Ice Cream – Together at Last!

May 5, 2015July 28, 2018 wittychild

I’m still alive – and still baking – but really, there are only so many times one can photograph and blog about chocolate cupcakes (which get made more often than not, as they appear to be a perennial favourite). I needed to break out of my routine!

When I first saw the recipe for Spumoni Cake in Kris Holechek’s Have Your Cake and Vegan, Too!, I was immediately drawn to it. Spumoni is one of those things…just mmmm…I don’t crave it that often, but there is nothing quite like it, and substitutes (such as plain chocolate) will not be accepted. I had dragged my heels in making it, though, because although I don’t mind making full-blown cakes for birthdays and other occasions, I find that cakes beget terrible portion control. Say what?

See, anyone who’s baked a cake or even whipped up a Duncan Hines mix knows that a standard two 8-inch layer cake uses 24 cupcakes’ worth of batter. Not a problem, except truthfully, when’s the last time you got 24 servings out of a cake like that? Unless you’re feeding the masses or are hyper-heath conscious, no one cuts slices that thin.

The really obvious solution was to halve the recipe and turn it into cupcakes. Tah-dah!

The original recipe makes a 9-by-13 sheet cake, and instructs the baker to randomly drop blobs of all three batters, then marble. Because I was working small-scale, I contented myself with layering a spoonful of each in the cup, knowing full well that they’ll heave and bake up in random patterns. See?

I did alter the recipe a bit: instead of puréeing cherries for the pink batter, I diced up a few maraschino cherries, and added a bit of raspberry-flavoured Torani syrup for flavour and colour. I added the syrup to the frosting, too, for a chocolate-raspberry topper that helps bring out flavours in the cake.

When I fed these to my test group, I was told the flavours “kind of play together – it’s hard to pick out each individual flavour without tasting each part separately”. Hmmm…just like the ice cream!

Thanks for looking!

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Pink cake and orange cat

February 15, 2015July 28, 2018 wittychild

Hello there!

My mom had her birthday at the end of January, but due to work scheduling, I wound up having to make her cake the weekend before. I saw the basic idea in an old issue of Woman’s World, which is a magazine that I would generally never, ever buy – except that this issue had featured adorable Hello Kitty cupcakes on the front cover, and I had been unable to resist it. They also had a layer-cake version of the cupcakes inside, but their recipe used something like four egg whites in the batter and another two in the icing, with no mention of what to do with the yolks, so I quickly dispensed with that idea and instead used my trusty vanilla cupcake recipe from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World as well as the fluffy buttercream icing from the same. I also thought I might leave the kawaii characters off the cake, and maybe give it a more mature vibe. Because nothing says “mature” like pink cake, right?

I, of course, did not think to get a picture of it while it was intact and free from candle holes.

Holy ombre, Batman! I used varying ratios of gel food colours to get the different shades, and they worked like a charm.

That’s a chocolate-cream cheese filling between layers. Since the cake itself is just vanilla and not overly sweet, it provided a nice balance and helped keep it moist for the next few days until we could get it all eaten.

She had to wait a couple more days to get the rest of her birthday goodies. I always try to make a handmade card of some sort:

And when I first saw this design on Urban Threads, I knew it had to be made into a t-shirt:

I did him in orange to look like her big ol’ furbaby. He’s painted on – not embroidered – and I think the blue really makes him pop!

Thanks for looking – have a wonderful weekend!

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Any time is a good time for cupcakes…

September 9, 2014July 25, 2018 wittychild

Last week, I decided that I hadn’t baked cupcakes in a while, and it was high time to change that. And just in case I needed a reason, it was my cat’s birthday – according to the official Humane Society paperwork, which may or may not be all that accurate.

In any case, I brought out my trusty chocolate cake recipe from VCTOTW, and gave then a kitty-centric decorating job, since I had some fondant left over from my dad’s birthday cake. As one of my professional-baker friends noted, fondant lasts practically forever, and with a little kneading is good as new. Suddenly, buying a whole box of the stuff for a few little cutouts doesn’t sting so much.

That’s blue raspberry frosting, by the way. I can’t resist anything blue raspberry. And, as my mother noticed, if you turn the cupcake 90° to the left (or your head 90° to the right), the cat turns into a bunny of sorts, like one of those bizarre optical illusions.

The birthday girl was mildly intrigued, until she determined they were non-fishy in nature. “Thanks a lot, Ma.”

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Take me right back to the track, Jack!

August 15, 2014July 25, 2018 wittychild

Where does the time go? One day, I was stitching up Christmas ornaments, and now, poof! Finals, summer birthdays, that feeling of irritation that occurs when you upgrade your operating system only to find out that none of your (admittedly embarrassingly rudimentary) Windows XP software will run on Windows 8.1….

But I digress.

My dad celebrated a birthday a few weeks back, and in keeping with my Birthday Cake Rule*, I knew I had to come up with something good. I had seen this cake on the Brown Eyed Baker some time ago and had been wanting to try it for a while. Here’s my take:

Since my dad is just a wee bit (ha!) older than the BEB’s birthday boy, I passed on the rainbow cake in favour of something just a little more adult.

This is my modification of the basic chocolate cupcake recipe from…wait for it…Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World. It’s rich and moist without being too sweet, nice and light, and goes down easy. Absolutely worth skipping a half-day of classes to make!

I also took a break from needling away at the rather large needlepoint project that’s been occupying my leisure time to stitch him a card. I saw the pattern in an issue of The World of Cross Stitching, and he rather reminded me of my parents’ cat.

*The Birthday Cake Rule, for the uninitiated: If you really love someone, you’ll make them a birthday cake, or pie, or cookies, or other dessert of choice, from scratch. None of this store-bakery sheet-cake stuff.

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Bake a walk on the wild side…

June 22, 2014July 25, 2018 wittychild

Corniest title for a post ever? Mmmmaybe. But bear with me; it’s not as inappropriate as it may seem at first blush.

A local no-kill cat shelter was having a bake sale/garage sale/general fundraising event this weekend, and I wanted to bake something for them, as always. The scheduling appeared to be a bit of an issue, though: last week was crazy, with attendance-mandatory groupwork classes, presentations, four separate tests, and assignments due that had to be handed in as a hard copy like this were 1995 or something. This was going to make taking a day off to bake cookies a little awkward – fortunately, tests got moved up, classes got more or less cancelled…and suddenly I had nothing preventing me from making Friday my baking day.

A couple of weeks ago, while rifling through a folder of clipped-out recipes, I had happened upon a simple blondie recipe that had been lifted from Canadian Living. The original recipe called for making a caramel drizzle and, well, drizzling it on the blondies once they had cooled sufficiently. So simple, and so, so good! We discovered, however, that after a couple of days (yes, they managed to last that long!) the caramel drizzle kind of absorbed into the blondie. It gave them a nice sheen, and still tasted ah-maze-ing, but lacked that 3D “pop” I wanted. I considered possible alternatives before it hit me: since this is for a cat shelter, why not take my inspiration from their larger jungle cousins?

And so I present…Tiger Blondies!

The same delicious base, now spread with melted butterscotch chips and drizzled with melted chocolate.

Golden brown on the outside, moist and chewy on the inside.

Prettied up for selling purposes.

The volunteers at the shelter thought they looked great; hopefully they helped raise some funds, too!

Remember: spay or neuter your pet!

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Ask me about my fuzzy navel!

May 3, 2014July 25, 2018 wittychild

(Re: Subject Line – I think I might have just dated myself…)

A month or so ago, my accounting instructor was explaining the importance of determining cost of goods sold, using one of three main costing methods. Our cost, she reminded us, doesn’t remain constant, and used limes as an example. Normally inexpensive, the price has skyrocketed recently due to a combination of poor growing weather in Mexico and the interference of drug cartels. “So you might want to skip the margaritas this weekend,” she concluded, “since the cost will be passed along to the consumer.” I didn’t question what she was saying at the time – produce really was an excellent example, because there’s always something to get in the way – but a few days later I read the same thing in the newspaper. The newspaper article, however, added that many restaurants are pushing other varieties of margaritas, such as peach or strawberry.

And that’s when it hit me: I’m not likely to head to the bar for a pitcher of margaritas, but darn it, what about my cupcakes?

So last weekend, ~~instead of~~ in between studying really hard for my accounting final, I tweaked my margarita cupcake recipe to come up with fuzzy navel cupcakes.

This is basically the Mucho Margarita Cupcakes recipe from Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World, but I used peach schnapps instead of tequila, omitted the lime zest and juice, and added a box of peach Jell-o for flavour. (If you want to keep this vegan, and live somewhere with better animal-free options available, I believe that Simply Delish makes a peach “jel”. I do not, so I used the rather more pedestrian option available to me.) I made a simple orange-vanilla buttercream, and topped each one off with a Fuzzy Peach candy. One of my testers claimed he liked these better than the original, limey-salty version.

If these make me rich, my instructor is absolutely getting a cut of the profits. 😉

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Flowers for…spring?

March 23, 2014July 25, 2018 wittychild

Sure…”spring”. There are still snowdrifts up to my head in some places, but hey, I firmly believe that one day it will melt. Until that happens, I’ll have to content myself with a garden of cupcake roses.

These are the vanilla cupcakes from (of course) Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World, and I jazzed up vanilla buttercream icing by adding a package of cherry Kool-Aid to the mix. Fun fact: it’s more tart than you might expect, but I don’t think that’s a bad thing. It keeps the finished product from being too sweet. And instead of my usual outside-in piping, ending in a peak of frosting in the centre, I piped from the inside out, creating a vaguely rose-y look.

It almost makes me forget about the snow…